Marry a black girl.
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Date a black girl.
Love a black girl.
Protect a black girl
Respect a black girl
Cherish a black girl
Stand up for a black girl.
Appreciate a black girl.
Uplift a black girl.
Be there 1000% for a black girl.
Fight for a black girl
Be proud to be with a black girl.
The notes for black girls ✊🏾✊🏾✊🏾
I fuck with this so tough.
90% of horse movies
- girl: *finds horse who is impaired in some way*
- girl: dad can I keep it
- dad: no there's no hope for it let's go
- girl: dad u idiot u don't get me
- girl: *visits horse in middle of the night*
- *cuts to girl riding the horse in an open field bc she is free and her dad can't control her*
- dad: how dare u
- girl: just let me prove to u this horse is special
- girl: *enters race*
- girl: *wins*
- dad: u make me so proud
- horse: *whinnies*
Everything I’m not
I’m not the girl that you wake up to every morning and makes you a cup of coffee, I’m the girl you call when you’re drunk at 2 am and all your thoughts are coming at once.
I’m not the girl you fall in love with, I’m the girl you chose over because I was too fucked up for you.
I’m not the girl you open up to and call babe, I’m the girl you take your anger out on and call a bitch
I’m not the girl you love back, she is.
in movies, whenever a hot guy fake-flirts with an “ugly” girl and she gets all flustered, it’s intended to be a funny joke and make u think the girl is pathetic for believing such an attractive man could be interested in her. ur supposed to hate the girl.
but whenever a hot girl fake-flirts with an ugly guy and he gets all flustered, it’s intended to make u feel bad for the guy and think the girl is a Bitch. ur supposed to hate the girl.
ur always supposed to hate the girl.
*sees a beautiful girl* she is the most beautiful girl i’ve seen in my life *sees another beautiful girl* she is literally the most beautiful girl i’ve seen in my entire existence *sees another beautiful girl* she is seriously the
MANTRA
Another girl being pretty does not make me ugly,
Another girl being smart does not mean I’m not smart.
Another girl being liked does not mean I am unliked.
I am perfect and incredible just the way I am, and any other girl is perfect and incredible just the way she is.
Girl competition needs to stop, and self love needs to start.
SO THIS GUY WAS TRYING TO HIT ON THIS GIRL IN MY CLASS TODAY AND THIS HAPPENED
- Douche: hey
- Nice girl:
- Douche: HEY
- Nice girl: what?
- Douche: you know, there should be a warning sign on my dick
- Nice girl: excuse me?
- Douche: yeah, it should say choking hazard lol *hi fives bros*
- Nice girl: isn't that a label they put on small objects?
Every porno on earth.
- guy: you like this dick?
- girl: yeah
- guy: yeahhh?
- girl: yeahhh
- guy: yeahhhhhhh?
- girl: yeahhhhhhh
- guy: yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh?
- girl: yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
I am the girl who prefers to spend her Friday night curled up with her pillow, reading a good novel, and I am also the girl who likes to go out on a Saturday night and dance until the DJ plays his last song. I am the girl who wants to wear beat up converses and an oversized sweatshirt, and I am also the girl who who owns over sixty dresses and too many shoes to count. Why did it become okay to say one is better than the other? Because I am all of that.
- girl: sir can i go to the toilet
- male teacher: no you cannot you know the rules wait until the end of the lesson, how dare you ask such a question when you know that all toilet trips must be taken at breaks and lunch, i can not believe you would jeopardize your education for something that can wait one more hour, you ungrateful child
- girl: but im having girl issues
- male teacher: omfg go